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					Originally Posted by RetroGunslinger
					
				 I don't like kids.  Simple as that.  They're selfish, irrational, and annoying, while also being unbearably filthy.  I understand I used to be a stupid little kid, but that doesn't make them any less unbearable.
 If I must continue forth and have a child, I think I'll just adopt an 18-year-old Asian girl.
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 It worked out for Woody Allen.