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I have spent many months of my life couch hopping in the past. I know all about proper etiquette for extended visitations.
I have a feeling staying at one of my friends' places is a little different than the norm though...
1.Sleep where you can. If you crash there, it's your bed.
2.What's theirs' is your's, what's your's is theirs'. As long as you're chipping in they'll share. Not chipping in? Leave.
3.Masturbation is to be done in the shower. It cleans itself.
4.If the owners of the house are partying, you do not have the right to tell them to be quiet because you have work. They don't work in the morning and it's their house. Don't like it? Leave.
5.Basically, keep in mind it's not your house and they're doing you a favor.
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