Originally Posted by Bill O'Rights

You could have at least have lied about it. Told us it was mindblowing or something. There goes that fantasy. Never had me a real vampire before.

Although...I used to do volunteer work at a "haunted house" back in the mid 80's. I played a traditional cape wearing vampire. I nailed an Elvira wannabe in a real coffin. After hours...of course. And, yeah...she was good.

I've also had sex on top of the blast doors of nuclear armed minuteman missle silo. Just to be able to say that I did.

I had a 1st Lieutenant behind the display screens of the SAC underground command center. Good times.