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Originally Posted by UKking
I had sex with a girl that was in the vampire-goth scene. I didn't really want to but I wanted to see if sucking the blood out of her friends made her good at sucking dick. It didn't.
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You could have at least have
lied about it. Told us it was mindblowing or something. There goes
that fantasy. Never had me a real vampire before.
Although...I used to do volunteer work at a "haunted house" back in the mid 80's. I played a traditional cape wearing vampire. I nailed an Elvira wannabe in a real coffin. After hours...of course.
And, yeah...she
was good.
I've also had sex on top of the blast doors of nuclear armed minuteman missle silo. Just to be able to say that I did.
I had a 1st Lieutenant behind the display screens of the SAC underground command center. Good times.