Dick Gregory: So, we have you under oath, what do you intend on doing with the situation in Iraq, should you be elected?
Candidate: I promise, under oath, to do what I think will be the best thing for the Iraqi people and the American people.
Dick Gregory: and that is...?
Candidate: it's the best we can do. I swear.
This is what we'll be reduced to. We've already caricaturized the process, this will only make it a farce.
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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses
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