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You can have two computers at once,
and whenever you want them to, they'll
play with each other.
If your computer isn't pleasing you, you
can give it a good whack.
You can order a computer with as many
female connectors as you want (in multiple
shapes and sizes).
Turning on a computer just takes one finger
and a few seconds. In fact, you can leave it
turned on 24/7 and it will always be hot and
ready to use.
But the BEST reason a computer is better
than a girlfriend:
No voice.
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