In honor of "longest" this would likely be a legit contender
...and ring's desperately flailing to find "UP" reminded me of thinking "hmmm, how long can I hold my breath" and thus another recent longest ...that David Blaine guy recently broke the record for "holding your breath the longest" by doing it for 17 min. 4 sec. and witnessed (though this is not the witness protection thread) by that long-running-show host, Oprah.