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Starbucks looked at the Donald, who had an odd smile on his face.
"What is this?" she asked, "And who is Linda Hix?"
Trump explained, "I was 14 years old. She was 18, and I couldn't take my eyes off her."
"She must have been beautiful," Starbucks asked.
"No not really," said Trump, "She just had the biggest boobs I had ever seen. I swore one day I would build a shrine to them."
"That's disgusting," replied Starbucks.
Trump reacted angrily, "No, it's not disgusting. It's good. You're fired!"
Starbucks protested, "You can't fire me!
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