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Argument Clinic
"Look, if i argue with you i have to take up a contrary position"
"But that's not just saying 'no it isn't'"
"Yes it is"
"No it isn't!"
Fish Liscence
"This is a dog liscence with the word 'dog' crossed out an cat written in in crayon"
"The man didn't have the right form"
"What man?"
"The man from the cat detector van"
"The looney detector van you mean"
"Look it's people like you wot cause unrest"
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-Tim-
~I swear sometimes i feel like i'm married to a child.
~You better watch who you're calling a child, Lois, cause if i'm a child than you know what that makes you? a pedophile. and i'll be damned if i'm going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert.
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