Many years ago, a pilot friend of my mother's told me he'd been co-pilot on a commercial flight to Germany in the early 60's (to this day I'm not sure if this is a joke or a true story, but I love it).
After the landing, the pilot couldn't understand the guidance to the terminal and asked for clarification.
The tower came on the radio and said "Haven't you been to [name of town] airport before?"
The pilot replied "yes..."
"...but only once, and it was dark, and we didn't land!".
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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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