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I'd make sure you tell your existing girlfriend all about it as soon as possible, and go on the date with no expectation of it being anything more than a meal to give a lift to a sad friend.
If at any point in the evening you find your penis entering more than a couple of millimetres into any of her orifices, politely make your excuses and leave.
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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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