I'm strictly a secondhand smoker, guys. Way too cheap for the real thing.
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Originally Posted by Derwood
so is jerking off, but no one is crying that there isn't a maturbation section at the family restaurant
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There IS, presumably (cough), a masturbation section at places like The Lusty Lady in downtown Seattle (
Where Every Miss is a Hit,
Veni Vidi Veni, and so forth), and there'd probably be a number of tears if enough soccer moms marched in and demanded a place that was suitable for the whole family.
Not all restaurants are suited to your tastes. The mature response to this is to seek out those restaurants that are.
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Originally Posted by dc_dux
FTA could ask his current bar of choice to mix him a nicotini
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Stop trying to tempt me into nicotine addiction! If I want to taste an ashtray in my drink, I'll use Johnny Walker Red.