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I never thought there was a way to make the Segway not look stupid, but someone finally did it.
As a side note, the principal at our school last year rode one of these everywhere, and even made it upstairs (only to end up like a cat stuck in a tree). Lazy bastard, but likable. Then this year, the security guy (not sure what his actual job is, if he has one, since he's not a resource officer) for our school, who acts like a complete asshole to the nicest students, inherited that little motherfucker, and just speeds down the halls with it. It would make my life if I could just throw a book in his path and... oooh yeah....
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M.B. Keene
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