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Originally Posted by Shaindra
You forgot the part about that formerly hot woman, now still carrying an extra 20lbs from the pregnancy, stretchmarks lining her stomach, hair greasy, shirt stained from leaking breasts, a little smidge of puke on her shoulder, dark circles under her eyes and smelling vaguely of sour milk and poop.
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You mean Britney Spears?
Seriously, she's a birth control ad all by herself.
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