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Originally Posted by The_Jazz
You want a good birth control movie - shoot video of having to get up in the middle of the night to change a poopy diaper only to get peed on. And make it the 4th time you've been up that night. And give the kid cholic. And an inefficient eater so that it takes at least 20 minutes just to feed them, not counting burping and getting them back down.
The only way we're having another anytime soon is if there's a big mistake.
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You forgot the part about that formerly hot woman, now still carrying an extra 20lbs from the pregnancy, stretchmarks lining her stomach, hair greasy, shirt stained from leaking breasts, a little smidge of puke on her shoulder, dark circles under her eyes and smelling vaguely of sour milk and poop.