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Blonde 20
Dear Diary,
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive
double pane energy-efficient kind. Then, this week I got a call from
the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had
been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically
stupid. So, I told him just what his window sales guy had told me last
year...
Namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooooo? It's been a year!
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally Just
hung up. He didn't call back...Bet he felt stupid!
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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