If you want the full porn-style experience, don't warn her when you're about to blow your load. Wait until about one second before, pull out, shout, "THE JUICE IS LOOSE!" and hose her down.
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Originally Posted by JinnKai
The text of the OP is fucking worthless. If that type of language doesn't scream 14 year old boy to you, I don't know what does.
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I was thinking more along the lines of Ali G.
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Originally Posted by Tully Mars
I think we have a winner. I'd add:
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Magnesium
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If you need magnesium supplements, take chelated magnesium. Any magnesium salts will just give you the shits.