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Old 05-02-2008, 03:04 PM   #25 (permalink)
Tophat665
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Originally Posted by inBOIL
Is this anything like chicken soup for the soul?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Holy shit. I've been laughing for like a solid two minutes.

I'm put in mind of George Carlin's Icebox Man schtick:
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Is this good?
I don't know. What is it?
I've never seen anything like it before in my life. It looks like... meat cake.
Well smell it.
*Sniff* *Sniffffffff* *Ah* It has no smell whatsoever.
Put it back. It's good. Somebody's saving it for something. It'll turn up in something.
That's what frightens me.....
Now, on the serious side, I understand how this could be distressing. When things are going well, a woman should smell more like the ocean than the inhabitants thereof, and it would be briefly distressing to not have any olfactory feedback whatsoever. When things are not going well however, the stench can be considerable, so count your blessings.
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Last edited by Tophat665; 05-02-2008 at 03:11 PM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
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