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I posted this over on gamefaqs forum, I figured I'd copypasta it here since I found it slightly humorous.
"My Niko is a Serial Killer. He pretends to be a good guy. He obeys most laws and really comes off as a nice guy.. Sometimes he gets these urges though.. He just has to go out and murder someone.. This one time he accidentally knocked over this woman and she started a fight with him. He let her get a few punches as he didn't want hit a woman but she wasn't letting up so he slapped her around a little bit. Of course, She started running. He chased her like 10 blocks across town with her screaming. He ran out of breath so he jacked a motorcycle and followed her shooting his pistol at her feet intentionally missing her. She finally ran into an alley and he put a bullet through her skull. Then he kicked her 5-6 times because she was still twitching."
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