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Originally Posted by Poppinjay
Hey! Shut up! I know this one! I had the unpleasant opportunity to hear that my delivery was on the smallish side recently. I was very fertile, but had little to contribute to society. So I thought about nuns and dog poo for about a month, and BINGO! My wife got preggers. I highy recomend this process, especially if you have to clean up dog poo.
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Hey, congrats, Poppinjay! That's great news!
The next time your wife feels the need to procreate with you, may I suggest that you go
here before you touch her? It might be up your alley.