Hey! Shut up! I know this one! I had the unpleasant opportunity to hear that my delivery was on the smallish side recently. I was very fertile, but had little to contribute to society. So I thought about nuns and dog poo for about a month, and BINGO! My wife got preggers. I highy recomend this process, especially if you have to clean up dog poo.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet
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