Since for the
longest time many of us have been concerned about global warming, I thought I'd revisit a site where sometimes I find answers to deep questions. So I visited the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and luckily I did find some interesting facts; just absorb the truth, no comment necessary unless you feel like it. This is from their insight:
You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.
