You know, I never expected tto find *this* in the Cooking forum. But since I did...
I'm 33. My hard-drinking "party every night" days are long gone, in no small part due to my job. When I do drink, it's beer, and nearly always Guinness.
I generally DO NOT LIKE hard liquor at all. Period. The occasional car bomb, maybe Jaeger bomb, but that's it.
All that being said, a friend of mine turned me on to a new concoction which, actually, I quite like. It's not heinously strong, and it tastes good... you just have to be careful. Somewhere into the second or third glass, I find myself naked, climbing a tree, throwing eggs at the neighbor's dog and singing Meat Puppets tunes at the top of my lungs, THEN wondering how it was I got there.
Also, not much of a hangover involved, believe it or not.
Without further ado:
THE GREEN EYED MONSTER
1 x bottle Everclear (Diesel if you're on a budget)
1 x bottle apple schnapps
1 x 42/46 oz. can of pineapple juice
4 x 16 oz. cans of Amp
Mix, shake a bit, chill & pour.
One other aspect I love is that one batch packs the punch (NPI) of about a case and a half of Guinness, so it's a bit more cost-effective for me, at least until I get a kegerator.
My friend claims it also makes him horny as hell, which I guess I could see. It definitely keeps me awake, whether or not it keeps me up all night.