Yeah, sorry, but I'm going to come down on the not-so-funny side of this little dead-horse-beating session.
It sounds like the kind of punchline Norm Macdonald used to deliver on SNL's Weekend Update, and he would repeat, vainly, waiting for a laugh....
Jokes like these always make me feel like "It was so close!! It was so close to being funny! I was totally prepared to laugh! And now I have to find the humor equivalent of going off to the bathroom to finish myself off after the hottie I picked up at the party passed out after she came...."
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Dull sublunary lovers love,
Whose soul is sense, cannot admit
Absence, because it doth remove
That thing which elemented it.
(From "A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" by John Donne)
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