gucci, you know me well enough to know that if it didn't happen on this page, it might as well not exist for me. Even if I caught it, it didn't happen today, and it's filed next to what I had for lunch on Monday. But I did catch your "black cat" comment.
I thought about using Ryan Howard as my example but didn't because he's hitting .190 and "only" making $10M. His OBP and SLG are also a lot better than Jones, who's never seen a high fastball he didn't like. And he does have 4 HR's, which is marginally ok. On the plus side, he's being patient at the plate and has 15 walks this year.
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and did you have a good time at the game last night?