It is truly a brave new world.
But my god, Ustwo. I'm SO reminded of the time my grandfather accidentally channel-flipped into a Twisted Sister video on MTV, back in the 80's.
Just ignore the silly people on that station, grampa. It's not meant for you. Turn back to Matlock. And hey, 60 Minutes is on in a little while, I know how you like Andy Rooney.
