mixedmedia

oh, I love aprons, too...I have several, but I never wear them when I'm cooking or cleaning.

I could so reclaim this image...in my own inimitably perverse way, lol.



But mostly I wish for this:

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce