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I'd be uncomfortable with a woman who has had too many partners, although I don't really think there's a cutoff point. I'd like to think that I have a noteworthy place in her list of lovers, above and beyond being Mr. Right Now. Ideally, I'd like to be the best she's ever had, but I could settle for being the beast at a particular act. I'd like to know that she shares something with me that she's never shared with anyone else. I wouldn't want to get done fucking her with my A-game and have her think "He's good, but not as good as that guy I hooked up with in Cancun." That's a lot less likely when she's had four partners than when she's had fifty.
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And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you.
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