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Old 04-09-2008, 11:53 AM   #788 (permalink)
james t kirk
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Here's how it's going to go:

Towards the end of Season IV they will find Voyager and they will play the golden record, "Hello from the children of Planet Earth"

At the end of Seson IV, they will finally find earth and it will be present day earth. The series will end there and there will be a huge uproar among the loyal fans (and that ones that have recently caught up via DVD - like me)

They will make a movie - "Battle Star Galactica - Reunion" where the rag tag fleet meets the Bush Administration. (They might wonder what the hell they've been thinking) The movie will be dedicated to the usual ideas about the fact that we earthlings are not as advanced as the colonials and dealing with the morality of laying this advanced technologoy on us (light speed), but they will figure that they have to prepare us for the cylons who mean to wipe us all out once and for all. But we lowely humans have something the colonials need - NUKES. In fact, we've got lots of them.

The movie will end with the approach of the cylon fleet.

The second movie will be about the inevitable battle for Earth. Truly the mother of all battles as we show them what we can do and they show us how.

The war will of course be won by the humans.


The third movie will be Adama and Laura on Oprah.....Six and Baltar will finally hook up and have lots of hybrid kids and move to Sault Ste. Marie Ontario where Baltar will operate a hunting lodge and Six will bake muffins for the guests.
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