04-08-2008, 08:47 AM
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Baltimoron
Location: Beeeeeautiful Bel Air, MD
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(Originally Posted by another poster, TGO, at OriolesHangout.com...)
I do hereby refpectfully fubmit the BULLPEN of Ye Lord BALTIMORE'S ORIOLES of the Year of Our Lord, 2008 Anno Domino, for recognition as the greateft collection of men fince the noble group that did so afsemble in Philadelphia, in the COMMONWEALTH of Pennfylvania, in the Year of Our Lord, 1776 Anno Domino, to declare INDEPENDENCE of a new nation and to fpit in the face of the tyrant King George, being a moft cruel and petty dictator, fuch men including the noble SIRS Wafhington, Jefferfon, Adams, Franklin, Madifon, Hancock, and of courfe, the REPRESENTATIVES OF THE STATE OF MARYLAND, SIRS Charles Carroll, Samuel Chafe, William Paca, and Thomas Stone.
SUCH Submifsion being made, the matter fhall be put to vote of the parties afsembled, to recognife the GREATNESS of George Friederich Sherrill of Tennefsee, Matthew James Albers of Texas, Chadwick Lee Bradford of Mifsifsippi, James Rofs Walker of Tennefsee, Gregori Emilio Aquino of the Ifland of Hifpaniola, and Randor Bierd of the Ifland of Hifpaniola.
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