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Marine Joke (Warning: HORRID!)
Okay, here we go (I hope this doesn't piss too many people off).
Two Marine Sergeants are smoking a cigarette before Monday morning formation. First one says "So, Jason, how was your weekend?"
"Dude, you won't BELIEVE this shit", Jason says. "I made a beer run Friday night, and I'm walking back to my apartment from Safeway. As I'm crossing the railroad tracks, I see this chick tied up and laying across the tracks, so right before the train comes, I cut her loose and snatch her up. We went back to my place, and, uh..
"Bro, we just FUCKED all weekend long. Seriously, it was like we rewrote the Kama Sutra or something, we were going at it like rabbits. I got SOOOOOOOO laid! It rocked!"
"Well, damn," says the other Sergeant, "sounds like a hell of a weekend. So, is this chick hot, or what?"
"I dunno", says Jason, "I still haven't found her head."
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"Peace" is when nobody's shooting. A "Just Peace" is when we get what we want. - Bill Mauldin
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