Originally Posted by filtherton

Every time I see an ad for taco bell, I make sure to point out to anyone in the vicinity how, if given the opportunity, I would eat that. Every time I see a nice car drive by I make sure to point out how, if given the opportunity, I would drive that. Every time my friends and I are watching Duck Tales together and we see Scrooge McDuck swimming in his vault full of golden coins I make sure to point out how, if given the opportunity, I would do that (have that much money).

In general, I like to point out how I would enjoy doing things that are generally considered enjoyable using phrases I learned from local fraternity members, because I know how to make interesting conversation. Also, with regards to "hitting it", I like deluding myself with unrealistic or fantastical notions of sexual conquest.

I have also found that when discussing pictures of attractive women on the internet it is important to make sure everyone else who happens to read the discussion knows that I would, in fact, have sexual relations with the attractive woman in question. Because you just never know. What if she happens to stumble on the discussion at a later date, starved for the cock? What if I hadn't made public my open stance on sexual relations with her? I'll tell you what: she wouldn't see me as a viable option for sexual activity. Consequently, we would never have sex. It's all very simple.

The same goes for random women I see when I'm out and about and also celebrities. Someone must know that I would fuck them-- that's not the kind of information that I, nor anyone else, should just leave bottled up.