The Philosophic stuff
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
If a tree falls in a forest and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
Then there's the stuff you muck up the kids with, like telling them that if they sneeze and fart at the same time, their head explodes. But then that's just plain mean.
Lastly, you mix the two up together, and then ask questions like:
If there's no God, then who pushes up the next tissue in the tissue box?
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