To avoid just random randomness, I'll throw in another "longest" factoid that is truly inspirational:
What was the world's longest piercing session? On March 04, 2006 Kam Ma spent 7 hours and 55 minutes being pierced by Charlie Wilson at Sunderland Body Art in the UK. When the world's longest body piercing session was over Charlie Wilson had pierced Kam Ma a record breaking 1,015 times, all without the use of any anesthetic.
