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Old 04-03-2008, 06:03 AM   #14 (permalink)
SSJTWIZTA
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Originally Posted by Redlemon
I'd say create an accident, witnessed by a coworker. The coffee drop is good. Also, if you could rearrange your office such that the monitor is in a somewhat precarious spot, then whack it with your briefcase as you suddenly have to leave the office quickly.
or maybe just spill come coffee down the vents.

explain yourself by stating:
"who in the hell throws a coffee cup!?! honestly!"
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