How many gray hairs does
JinnKai have, anyway?
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Originally Posted by The_Jazz
JinnKai, congratulations on being today's winner of "The Stick Shoved Up My Ass Is Lodged Deeper Than The One Up The_Jazz's". It's not often that I get to bestow this award given how humorless I usually am, but you sir have managed to pull it off, so well done.
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Does that stick happen to have a chicken puppet on the end of it?
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Thread: Just another case of women being unable to accept any form of compliment as positive.
Puppies and sunshine? Too pussy.
Rough 'n tough? Too abusive.
Dr. Phil speak? Too patronizing.
From the heart? Too realistic.
There is no happy medium because... well... uhm... t...
*Crompsin randomly interjects Pig's earlier reference of jackin' his manbat to Auld Lange Syne's "Happy New Year"*
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Originally Posted by willravel
I could understand if you said it was disrespectful, because that makes perfect sense, but sexual attraction combining a loose interpretation of what's socially acceptable doesn't seem to scream stupid or presumptuous.
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Reminds me of a line from that lunch we had recently...
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Originally Posted by David Van Patten
A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.
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