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I called my Mother crying, saying someone had broken into my house, and stolen a bunch of stuff. I said the cops are still here and she asked what was gone. I said a list of things, including made up gizmo's that I said I had bought recently. She, for the first time ever, fell for it and I got to laugh at her with satisfaction until she hung up on me.
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EX: Whats new?
ME: I officially love coffee more then you now.
EX: uh...
ME: So, not much.
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