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If you are an attractive female let me into the heads of the men you have met...
Female: Hi, my names Amy, whats yours?
Male 1: I'm what you have been looking for baby, oh momma, I'd hit you like the angry fist of God, you know what I mean toots?
Translation: God I'd like to fuck her.
Female: Hi, My names Amy, whats your?
Male 2: Jack, so very nice to meet you. Say haven't I seen you in Dr. Thompson's lab?
Female: Yes, he is my research mentor for my PhD in high energy physics, I'm working on the singularity project.
Male 2: Singularity project? (laughs) I hear you are going to destroy the planet.
Female: (chuckles) Yes I read that too, sometimes you wonder why the press prints that crap but then you remember what they were like in undergrad.
Male 2: I don't think I ever met a sober journalism major, anyways tell me more about your research.
Translation: God I'd like to fuck her.
One is socially inept, one is less so, both with to achieve the same result.
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Agents of the enemies who hold office in our own government, who attempt to eliminate our "freedoms" and our "right to know" are posting among us, I fear.....on this very forum. - host
Obama - Know a Man by the friends he keeps.
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