Originally Posted by inBOIL

1) Sporks. All the forking ability of a spoon and slightly more scooping ability than a fork.
2) The phrase “I could care less.” It's "I couldn't care less."
3) Hair in the drain (especially others’).
4) People who yell WOOOOO! What the hell is the point of this?
5) People who can't spell or use proper grammar and are proud of it.
6) People who respond without making an effort to listen and understand.
7) Salesmen who keep talking to me after I say “I’m just looking.” If I need more information, I’ll ask.
8) Green lights that only let 2-3 people through before turning red.
9) Airline seats. Why can't I be allowed to put my head back?
10) Drivers who merge onto the freeway at 10 or more under the limit.
11) People who try to get me to “open up.” If I’m answering all of your questions in three words or less and looking away from you, I’m not interested in talking to you. Learn how to take a fucking hint.
12) People who insist that something be done in a certain way, for no good reason.