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My fiancee does. Her dog looks like a cross between a really small hamster and a dishrag. It's stupid, but she thinks it's lovely and about to get the Nobel prize in economics.
It's sitting right next to me. Licking it's ass.
Only cool thing about it is that I've seen it chase off large street dogs (some are quite nasty here in Taiwan). This is of course just another example of it's stupidity.
But noo, it just shows how brave the dog is. Pooping on the floor shows it's feeling mistreated, and is protesting. The list goes on. Whatever the creature does, my fiancee comes up with another reason why it proves that the dog's a MENSA member.
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"What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000
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