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Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru
Just thought of one I hate: "[Blank] is the new [blank]."  Enough, already! |
I actually like this one for it's fortune cookie perfection. You can fill in the blanks with whatever you want and say something that sounds meaningful, but is really just white noise. Consider:
Coke is the new Pepsi
Sex is the new television
Sony is the new harmonic
Soldering is the new leather
Contestants are the new cars
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I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said
- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame
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