But that would have to wait. For now she was alive, and with the power of the jade amulet nestled between her breasts, she looked and smelled ok. Her skin wasn't rotten, her breath didn't have the stench of human detritus, and she found she could form decent sentences, as opposed to the usual gutteral sounds her zombie-throat would make. Although she now looked human, she still was a bit zombie-like; sort of a cross between Mary-Kate Olsen and Amy Winehouse. As she finished her milkshake, she let fly a fart that caught the attention of no one - except for the peculiar patron at the end of the bar.
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