Martian

Yes! All of the agent fight sequences replaced by interpretive dance routines, Morpheus leading the crew of the Nebuchadnezzar in a 'Wake Up Neo' show tune, heart-wrenchingly reprised as a solo by Trinity in the finale... hell, this thing practically writes itself!

And given that the Wachowski brothers have aptly demonstrated a complete lack of shame with Speed Racer - the Movie, I think it stands a real chance of actually seeing the light of day.

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I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said

- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame