thespian86

Fun!

-Listening to people chew. My step dad broke his jaw when he was younger, and also has an affinity for dry toast, so growing up I had to listen to his goddamn clicking, dry toast eating mouth. Yuck.

-Shit stirrers. People who need to make things worse for other people to make themselves feel better.

-People who "shush". Like when you make a witty comment about a really shitty reality show and your girlfriend says "shhhhhh" and you want to punch something.

-People talking down to me. I can't stand it when people, especially those who have no idea what they are talking about, try to belittle me. I tend to lose it a bit.

-People who ask me questions when I'm frustrated and/or in pain. Leave me be.

- When my girlfriend puts the dishes in the wrong place in the dishwasher. I don't know why but I hate it.

- When I ask my boss a simple question and get a completely undeserving, over-the-top response. For example: "After I'm done installing the drop ceiling, am I delivering that stuff?", "Woah, hold on one second! I'm just trying to figure something out!" Did it need the "!"? I think not.

- When my gf sweeps but leaves the dust piles. Grrrr.

- People who know nothing about movies or music. I can't believe that someone I know didn't know who Luke Skywalker is. WHERE ARE YOU FROM!

- People who try to one up you in shitty situations. "Man, my headache hurts" "Oh, I know what you mean, I've had a migraine for three days"... fuck you.

- Drivers who can't merge. No one in my city knows how to, I swear to God.

- Over the top religious people. Or even anyone with extreme faith in anything, so much that they make it sound like fact. BB9, a tv show, often has more then one person who says "God wants me to beat this person because a good person deserves to win this game." How does this make sense in any way?

- People who are "too cool". I'm super friendly and social, and I can understand if you're not, but do you have to be rude about it? If I say "Hey man, what's up, if this your first time in the company" and their snotty little face looks all screwed up as if they just tasted a lemon, it makes me want to scream.

- People who joined AP classes in high school when they shouldn't have. Just because you work hard doesn't mean you should lack original thought. Here's an original thought; read a book that isn't required reading. Put some effort into that.

- Animals that dress up.

- Bumper Stickers. Even the slightly amusing ones annoy the bejesus out of me.

-People who go to theatrical/musical performances and give a standing ovation even if the show is shitty. In Fredericton you could walk out on stage, take a dump, and people would freak. It's not a courtesy thing, it's a "you deserve it" kind of thing. They need to earn it. And if one person stands up, it doesn't mean everyone must.

- Video games with horrible controls. Or ones that make the game to complicated. I like it to be difficult, but not complicated.

- Tom Brady. Dick.

- Children, or more specifically, people who assume all people love children. I'm sure they are cute, but I'm not really into it.

- When at my job, you do everything perfectly, but the people who built the house did such a bad job, it doesn't work anyways.

- Tricked out cars. Dude, the spoiler is stupid on your saturn, take it off.

- Rude drive-thru workers. It s your job to be polite. Seriously, that's it. Smile, be nice, hand me my shit, and give me my change. You get paid, I smile, everyone wins. If I hear "Can I take your order, is that it?, Okay 1.55, come up" one more time when my responses to that, in order, are "Sure, can I have a large double double, yes please, okay thank you." When I pull away and I say "Have a nice day" and I don't get it in return, something is wrong.

-People who don't wear belts. Also girls who flash their thongs. I don't really even find thongs that attractive. I'm more of a boy cut kind of guy myself.

-Girls who are over sexual about everything. Turn it down a notch sweetheart, I'm gonna have a heart attack.

- People who say "I'm so depressed" and think that they are actually depressed. Sad isn't depressed. Stop trivializing a serious mental illness.

- People who won't experience things that I know they would enjoy for no good reason except for "no". For example, my girlfriend is a musical theatre actress, at least she tries to be, and I tried to get her to watch Across The Universe. It wasn't the best movie I've ever seen but I know she would love it and I think it was pretty incredible. She loves every movie that fits a similar formula to that one. YET! She decided she would hate that one for no good reason. Drives me nuts.

- When people eat off my plate. I am like Joey. PMF21 DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!

There is so much more but this as been long enough.

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EX: Whats new?
ME: I officially love coffee more then you now.
EX: uh...
ME: So, not much.