Not like he's a high-risk child microwaver anyway....
It was his first child-microwaving offense. Do we know of a cure for pedomicrowaviphiles?
(I know, I need to drop this and be more serious about it. I promise, this is the last one.)
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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön
Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot
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