More came to mind I just had to add ....
1) people who INSIST on correcting my spelling errors in a thread when it is obviously the least important thing going on
2) people who can't spell
3) lag .. I really think I speak for everyone on this one
4) trojans .. not just the condoms
5) all condoms other than trojan
6) people who ask for your advice / opinion, then totally ignore it
7) people who can't spell and STILL INSIST on correcting my typos
8) people who smell "funny" .. you know the type
9) junk mail .. when will they learn that "occupant" doesn't frikkin live here!!
10) people who have more money than me
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Attention everyone: We have another potential asshole in the area !
You don't have bad luck, the reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass !!
Dinner $50
Drinks $30
Motel $40
Finding out she swallows -
PRICELESS!!!
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