Oh man that's the funniest thing I've ever read since the last funniest thing I ever read. I almost died when he said "Ted Washington is rated a 40 in agility. He is listed at 365 pounds. If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, he’d look just like Jabba the Hut."
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