1) people who sneeze without covering up the snot blast with a tissue or hanky .. that's just gross
2) people who violate my personal space without invitation to do so .. I elect spitting in reply to this violation
3) people who can't hold their liquor .. I mean, literally hold it .. either in the receptacle it is held, OR the stomach in which it is then consumed
4) people who can't accept the fact that their baby really IS friggin ugly .. don't blame ME for having taste
5) people with small animals who INSIST ~ I ~ treat them like a person .. they're animals, get over it
6) people that get their shorts in a bind over the fact that I don't always agree with them .. it isn't my fault you are wrong
7) people who don't like my sense of humor .. get a life
8) vegetarians .. I don't know why, they just creep me out
9) people who insist on talking on the phone or applying cosmetics WHILE driving .. haven't you seen the State Farm commercials, that's just stupid
10) People who make polls and ask for my opinion about inane things I'd rather not think about .. and you wonder why people don't like me
I may be inclined to add more later, these things are wickedly addictive
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Attention everyone: We have another potential asshole in the area !
You don't have bad luck, the reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass !!
Dinner $50
Drinks $30
Motel $40
Finding out she swallows -
PRICELESS!!!
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