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(did a quick search; didn't see anything like this...hope it's not a repeat...)
One day Little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parent’s room to
check it out.
He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at
it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny
closed the door.
After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny. He opened
his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny
going at it behind her.
Dad yelled, "Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!"
Little Johnny replied, "It's not so funny when it’s your mom is it?
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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