03-23-2008, 05:11 PM
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#36 (permalink)
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Living in a Warmer Insanity
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Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru
[irony]I know, I know....women and children are precious, and sperm is cheap.[/mygod,howdoyouturnthisthingoff?!]
Why focus solely on that?
They should be taken from the courtroom, "stripped naked and dragged through the city at the heels of a horse to the [Alton town square]. [They should be] hanged, drawn and quartered — strangled by hanging but released while still alive, emasculated[/castrated], eviscerated and [their] bowels burnt before them, beheaded, then cut into four parts [each]. [Their] preserved [heads should be] placed on a [pikes] atop [the Clark Bridge by the Mississipi]. It [should later be joined by the heads of everyone else guilty of such crimes in Illinois]. [Their] limbs [should be] displayed, separately, in [Chicago, Aurora, Rockford, and Naperville]." *
[/irony, dammit! /IRONY]
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[non-irony] You're hilarious! Bet you could get a job with The O'Reilly Factory. Also bet he wouldn't get the joke. [/non-irony]
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